Doin' This Thing

I don't actually like peaches. I bought a peach once, it was a fuzzy white peach from a fancy grocery store in Eagan. It sat in a little bag in the crisper until eventually the clear bag was obscured with brown filth and I threw the peach out without looking at it. But "peach" is a great word. Just not as good as "apple".

I thought I'd make a blog for about 3 reasons.

1) Now I don't have to make a thousand Facebook notes whenever I want to tell the world about a bowel movement or some funny thing I thought up while peeing.

2) This layout is really classy looking.

3) There is now a blog dedicated to me talking about my bowel movements and funny things I thought up while I was peeing. That's great.

The last, and slightly less important reason, for a blog is the fact that my Twitter failed. I went to sign up for one only to find that I had activated a Twitter a couple of months ago. My only Tweet said this:

HEY GUYS I JUST SHAT OUT TWO QUARTS OF WATER ISN'T THAT COOL?

I decided to delete the Twitter and never speak of it again.

So here is a place for me to tell you about things like this Aqua video. Enjoy.