Breakfast Fried Rice

Oh man, after I made this one I started jumping up and down and screaming, "I AM A FUCKING GENIUS". Science and love came together to create this dish. This is not Sparta. This is:

BREAKFAST FRIED RICE

Cooked white rice
Butter
Two strips of bacon
An egg
Red pepper
Onion
Garlic
Brown Sugar
Soy Sauce

Optional Additives for Maximum Win:
Teriyaki
ROOSTER SAUCE
Green onions

Now, cut your bacon up into fourths. I like to throw it into a bowel with a little teriyaki marinade but you don't need to. Then I chop up the onion, red pepper, and garlic and throw everything you've done so far into a pan with the butter. When this all starts to brown shove it over a bit in the pan and crack in the egg. It's good to let the egg cook thoroughly before mixing it in or it can make everything soggy.

Once everything looks delicious and cooked I'll put it on some paper towels to drain a bit. Then, back in to the pan with about half a cup of cooked rice, some chopped green onion, and some soy sauce for color.

At this point I'll also drizzle a shit ton of rooster sauce over the top and add about a tablespoon of brown sugar. Make sure it's warm throughout and mixed well and serve!